Friday, July 10, 2009

Aberration Likely to Reappear Saturday, July 11

Our calculations, indicate a strong probability of an aberration occurrance in Brooklyn on Saturday. This is both exciting and troublesome. The society believes that the aberrations are related to the rise in levels of anxiety and insecurity in the social atmosphere caused by current economic conditions. Samples taken from a previous aberration contained trace amounts of a derivitive of norepinephrine, the hormone which causes stress in humans. While we know that human activity can have adverse affects on our natural environment (i.e. global warming, acid rain), we never imagined that our emotional and psychological activity might also impact our physical surroundings, literally the foundations of our built environment.

If these occurrences are indeed a kind of physical stress symptom, we have much to learn about them. We should also be concerned about the increasing frequency. We will report soon on any sightings.

- JG

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