As predicted, another aberration was found in Brooklyn's Grand Army Plaza on Saturday July 11th.
It was quite a sizeable specimen this time and radiated palpable tension.
Trackers collected samples and measurements for analysis and gathered feedback from witnesses.
If you or anyone you know witnessed this or other aberrations, please share your experience in the comments section.
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Reactions collected from witnesses:
"Alien crop circles in the city"
"It's a shovel ready project for TARP money."
"It's a reflection of the mind of the State Legislature."
"Crazy things happening in the world."
"Love caused it."
"Moral corruption manifested."
"George Bush aftershocks."
"Someone placed it here from another time."
"The earthquake in China made it happen."
"The Jolly Green Giant put it here."
"It's a good place to rest."
"It's a loss of hope."
"I think it's a giant scroll of paper."
"It's a way for people to communicate their frustration."
"Makes me think of a sheet of pasta. Giant pasta."
"I think it breathes life into a sterile environment and shows the surrounding environment in a new way."
"The sidewalk may have buckled because of the tension with North Korea."
"Like ribbon Christmas candy."
"Killer Robots."
"Stress, huh? Must have been from the Guiliani years."
"Urban Volcano."
"I think it's hot."
"It happened because of the cosmic shift from Bloomberg running for a third term."
"It doesn't scare me because my world is always falling apart."
"The sun ignited unknown firework-like properties in NYC sidewalks."
"Makes me think that the road could come up at any time; it's unsettling."
"It makes my day!"
"Maybe it's the receipt from Paul Bunyon's corner store."
"A skateboarder's dream."
It looks like a concrete stress fracture caused by subterranean disturbances.
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