Saturday, July 18, 2009

Multiple Aberration Sightings in NYC





Aberrations were sighted today in the South Bronx and Midtown Manhattan.

If you witnessed an aberration or have theories about what might be causing this phenomenon, please share your thoughts with us.

Comments and theories from fellow New Yokers are listed here. We are investigating all viable options to understand this increasingly common phenomenon.

"The City is fighting back." - Jay

"The Aztecs are returning since they built structures like this to pass through."

"The Thing from the Fantastic Four pushed it up while he was trying to stop a train." - Ray

"Aliens hiding as Art."

"A fossilized folded-up blanket." - Dan

"It looks like a wave. The government could have put it there." - Aaron

"Could have caused an injury." - Liz

"It looks like something that would be in Manhattan and people would take pictures of." (comment from a Bronx viewer)

"It's kinda scary."

"It reminds me of how I look in the morning when I have to go pay my bills. All folded over."

"Normally grass grows out of sidewalk cracks, but not in NYC."

"Mutating sidewalk DNA."

"It looks silly."

"I think plates collided at the same time that lightening struck and that's what caused it."

"When I don't go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and I start using drugs again, I feel like this."

"Kinda looks like chewing gum."

"When we all push on the sidewalk, it pushes back."

"This kind of stuff is what makes NYC great."

"Stress used to be trendy but now it's a whole another degree."

"When I stood by it, I felt dizzy."

"Maybe global warming changed the chemicals in the sidewalk."

"It was built by an animal."

"Maybe Bloomberg just left it here."

"An inconvenient sidewalk."

"It's beautiful. It's like a tidal wave of emotion. Everyone has times when they feel like that. I wish it was permanent."



3 comments:

  1. I witnessed one of these aberrations on Broadway? today and it scared the hell out of me! Please solve this mystery before Manhattan becomes Cloverfield... only with inanimate sidewalks making it difficult for city walkers.

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  2. I saw it too. There was male scientist making measurements. He looked stunned!

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  3. A crinkled up slipe and slide! Salty Dog

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