Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Aberrations were sighted today in the South Bronx and Midtown Manhattan.
If you witnessed an aberration or have theories about what might be causing this phenomenon, please share your thoughts with us.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
It was quite a sizeable specimen this time and radiated palpable tension.
Trackers collected samples and measurements for analysis and gathered feedback from witnesses.
If you or anyone you know witnessed this or other aberrations, please share your experience in the comments section.
We encourage conerned citizens to engage in Join us on our next field study July 18th (details in the Aberration Forecast in the right column) or by signing up for email updates on future field outings.
Reactions collected from witnesses:
"Alien crop circles in the city"
"It's a shovel ready project for TARP money."
"It's a reflection of the mind of the State Legislature."
"Crazy things happening in the world."
"Love caused it."
"Moral corruption manifested."
"George Bush aftershocks."
"Someone placed it here from another time."
"The earthquake in China made it happen."
"The Jolly Green Giant put it here."
"It's a good place to rest."
"It's a loss of hope."
"I think it's a giant scroll of paper."
"It's a way for people to communicate their frustration."
"Makes me think of a sheet of pasta. Giant pasta."
"I think it breathes life into a sterile environment and shows the surrounding environment in a new way."
"The sidewalk may have buckled because of the tension with North Korea."
"Like ribbon Christmas candy."
"Stress, huh? Must have been from the Guiliani years."
"I think it's hot."
"It happened because of the cosmic shift from Bloomberg running for a third term."
"It doesn't scare me because my world is always falling apart."
"The sun ignited unknown firework-like properties in NYC sidewalks."
"Makes me think that the road could come up at any time; it's unsettling."
"It makes my day!"
"Maybe it's the receipt from Paul Bunyon's corner store."
"A skateboarder's dream."
Friday, July 10, 2009
If these occurrences are indeed a kind of physical stress symptom, we have much to learn about them. We should also be concerned about the increasing frequency. We will report soon on any sightings.